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very fun how the two types of jobs you can get now are "get screamed at for an insulting amount of money" or "hear the Microsoft Teams call jingle in your dreams until you die"
whats wrong babe you've hardly touched any of the domains you bought
just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car and he sighed and muttered to himself “never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence”
Actually, if you need to make a trip to play video games that are banned in your state but allowed in mine, I can help you. No questions asked.
Due to inflation the Midwest goodbye has been lengthened by 3 hours
Last night, I walked with a female friend. We crossed the street so many times to avoid sketchy figures, and when we stopped, she revealed that she had been clutching her pepper spray the whole time, even with me there. She was wearing a pretty dress. I started to understand.
Last night, I dreamed that people were making so much noise that I couldn't sleep. In reality, I was asleep.
@RichardCheese What are the odds we'll see a foxtrot version of What Does The Fox Say at some point?
New York City is like Linux: - Spend the first year re-learning how to perform basic tasks - Spend the rest of your lifetime claiming how much better it is - Bad drivers
Last night, I dreamed that I got Windows 98 running with multiple monitors.
For the last six days, I had been trying to figure out why my DHCP server kept giving two hosts the same IP address. Only one of them was in the reservation table. Well, I just figured it out. The other device was using a static IP. #sysadmin #pain
I may not be a 10, but I'm still a SYNACK.
In case you needed another reason not to trust traditional media outlets:
A historical atrocity can never be a metaphor for all bigotry because the specifics are what makes it an atrocity. The Nazis didn't just do "bad things, generally," they did THESE things. And leaving out the details is simply historical erasure.
I used a fax machine today. I didn't know how to send a fax, so I pulled up a PDF of the manual on my smartphone and read it.
If I can't hear you over my microwave oven, you're speaking too softly.
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