Future Night Doc
@FutureNightDoc
Current ED scribe 🏥✏️ Future ED physician ✨Premed student ✨3rd shift ✨ED life #girlmedtwitter
Patient: "How old are your kids?" Me: "2 and 5" Patient: "Such cute ages!" Me (internal monologue): No, they're demons sent from hell to torture me by screaming that the toasted bagel I made them for breakfast was too toasted. Me: "Soooo cute."
new blood pressure guidelines summary: if you are within 12 feet of a BP cuff, you need to go to the ER
Pt:"They dun gave me medicine fo VOMIKING" Doc:"What did they give u?" Pt:"FROZAN" 😂😂😂😂
Trich(omoniasis) or Treat! 🎃 Don’t forget to finish your antibiotics and Happy Halloween kids; be safe! #MedTwitter
I'm getting tired of typing out ophthalmology. You guys cool if I just smash the keypad with my palm instead?
Rainy saturdays are for spending all free time in the cadaver lab in preparation for this practical 😅
I can blame any chief complaint on dry eye. It's a talent I have.
Finally, a cause I can get behind
2 MIT grads built an algorithm to match you with wine. Take the quiz to see your matches.
Pt:"I want to b checked for a stroke" Doc:"What symptoms do u have?" Pt:"None but my dad had a stroke last month" 😳😳😳😳
"The battery is starting to run out. When the pacemaker stops, you stop." P: "We'll I've had a good life." "No, that's not what I meant."
Take a moment to congratulate your cup of coffee today
Brb 6 hours of cadaver lab followed by an 8 hour shift in the ED 😴
I think I may need to be vegetarian for the rest of cadaver lab 🤢
Guess what? Today in research methods we discussed the study linking vaccinations to autism and how it was FALSIFIED #PleaseVaccinate
I'm gonna save myself some time real quick You all have dry eye disease. Plz use hot compresses and artificial tears forever until you die.
Our prayers and thoughts for Ted Cruz this morning. Nothing is too hard for him to beat.
Michelle and I want the @ObamaFoundation to inspire and empower people to change the world. Here's how we're getting started this fall.
An announcement from President Obama: get ready for the inaugural Obama Foundation Summit. obama.org/summit
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