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I'm trying to start a Ja Rule cover band.

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hell is somebody sitting you down in front of everyone you know and reading off your google search history but youre not allowed to explain yourself


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THE STRANGERS (2008) dir. Bryan Bertino.


the whole season is mid-season when you're the seattle mariners


i do NOT have the energy to learn a single thing about rfkjr. i simply will not do it


mushrooms are good and neat more people should partake imo


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do NOT talk to me until i've had my morning 1995 studio album "Post" by Icelandic singer Björk

RioTheAutomator's tweet image. do NOT talk to me until i've had my morning 1995 studio album "Post" by Icelandic singer Björk

i never move faster than when i accidentally open facebook and that immediatr feeling of dread hits and go to close it


we all think melanie lynskey is a babe right


chris christie has form announced his bid for pres president

Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.

OmarJimenez's tweet image. Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.


i jump rope now it's over for you fucks

INTERNETRIO's tweet image. i jump rope now it's over for you fucks

love when shitty narcissists out themselves publicly by pretending their unmitigated homophobia is compassion

Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.

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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Diablo on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2023.


this is utterly dogshit you absolute weirdo. nobody wants this. it's gross. im convinced rotting is not a last name but more the state of your brain.

Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.

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crying in the club

Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.

OmarJimenez's tweet image. Chris Christie has formally announced his bid for President of the United States.


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Hate when I'm 12 beers deep going 300mph on I-95 and a medieval spiked wrecking ball spawns in the middle of the highway and absolutely nukes my shit straight to hell. This happens all the time

This is why you shouldn't speed. #Speedkills #drivesober



long winded way of saying "im a dork im a giant dork virgin that is forever disappointing my parents" but everyone has their own writing style

This is why you shouldn't speed. #Speedkills #drivesober



does this fucking dork think the blade runner future is desirable? does he think that we were supposed to see that dark, bleak, miserable world and say "i want to go to there"?

Elon has a sophisticated and robust view of what the future of humanity as a multi-planetary species could be like. He has consumed all the great sci-fi, just like the rest of us nerds, and that's why we can all share in his vision. Read Asimov's Foundation series to understand.



are we finally done with that giant hat phase


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