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Make your web services more attractive to females by making them "vulnerable" #owasp
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Feign confusion when you get caught jerking off at your desk and exclaim "OH it's just play framework and NOT play with my dick framework"
Raise the ire of your Scrum master by repeatedly quoting from programming-motherfucker.com
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During the daily stand-up make fun of a stutterer by saying your only impediment is a sp.. sp.. spp.. speech impediment. #classy
Test interview candidates cultural fit AND understanding of recursion by getting them to code a man jerking off to their own shadow. #climax
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