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Make your web services more attractive to females by making them "vulnerable" #owasp
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Raise the ire of your Scrum master by repeatedly quoting from programming-motherfucker.com
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During the daily stand-up make fun of a stutterer by saying your only impediment is a sp.. sp.. spp.. speech impediment. #classy
Test interview candidates cultural fit AND understanding of recursion by getting them to code a man jerking off to their own shadow. #climax
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