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Make your web services more attractive to females by making them "vulnerable" #owasp
Maven and injection? Kind of unrelated right? WRONG! goo.gl/4n9Vr
Feign confusion when you get caught jerking off at your desk and exclaim "OH it's just play framework and NOT play with my dick framework"
Raise the ire of your Scrum master by repeatedly quoting from programming-motherfucker.com
Too much legacy code with no unit tests? Scared to make a change? Grow a pair of balls and use TDD (Testie Driven Development). #ballsy
During the daily stand-up make fun of a stutterer by saying your only impediment is a sp.. sp.. spp.. speech impediment. #classy
Test interview candidates cultural fit AND understanding of recursion by getting them to code a man jerking off to their own shadow. #climax
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