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Plants get their energy from the Sun. Herbivores from plants. Carnivores from herbivores. In the end, we're all solar powered
Fun Prank: When you are alone and a stranger starts talking to you, look at them shocked and whisper, “You can see me?"
Very sorry about the messages coming from my account. I'm working on it.
My account was hacked so sorry if you received a message from me. Unfortunately I don't know how you can make $80K/month from home.
Happy Easter. Clearly Jesus had a horcrux.
Congress is less popular than colonoscopies, used car salesmen, and Nickelback but it's at least beating out Gonorrhea and N. Korea so far
"Guys what are we going to do about this fiscal cliff situa- HOLY CRAP THE MCRIB IS BACK!"- America
In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
Seems like a good time for this: "Misconceptions and Realities About Who Pays Taxes": bit.ly/iZbD4a
Regular marriage and gay marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, except only 1 is allowed in public.
65% of Americans believe President Obama would be better than Mitt Romney at fighting an alien invasion huff.to/MOpUU3
Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.
On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how pumped are you that it's Friday?
To all our armed forces overseas, may you soon return home safe and sound to a dog that LOSES ITS SHIT when it sees you.
Just an FYI: Stars in the Universe far outnumber all sounds & words ever uttered by all humans who ever lived.
United States Trends
- 1. Phil N/A
- 2. Kid Rock N/A
- 3. Groundhog Day N/A
- 4. Savannah Guthrie N/A
- 5. Iwo Jima N/A
- 6. SSPX N/A
- 7. Brantley Gilbert N/A
- 8. Lee Brice N/A
- 9. Jelly Roll N/A
- 10. AP Poll N/A
- 11. Trevor Noah N/A
- 12. Codex N/A
- 13. Turismo N/A
- 14. $EVA N/A
- 15. Anthony Weaver N/A
- 16. Tulsi N/A
- 17. Billie Eilish N/A
- 18. Ricky Gervais N/A
- 19. $HOOD N/A
- 20. All-American Halftime Show N/A
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