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@JessObsess
I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.
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I’m a hater, but I’m not spreading hate. I’m just harboring it in my soul.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but - Okay it’s me. I don’t need a new cup.
There’s a new crossing guard at the corner of my street. I am not making eye contact, because then I am going to have to wave at him every morning. I’m not starting that!
Fuck FaceTime , I rode my Diamondback BMX bike 15 miles in the cold winter just to see a girl.
I subscribe to the belief that the last 3 years haven’t “really” happened.
How about a hallmark movie where the main character’s back and hips are killing her because she’s sitting on the floor for too long wrapping Christmas gifts!
There’s no law that says I can’t park at an electric car space even though I don’t have an electric car.
I get a little sad around the holidays but also all year round.
Is it normal that I'm sitting at a bar with a cocktail ordering Cascade dishwasher tabs and other stuff from Amazon?
Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?"
Which one are you? 1. You have a healthy relationship to social media 2. You have seen every video on the entire internet
Stores in Staten Island are like, that’s $10 cash or $38 if you use your credit card.
If I ever told you that you were amazing, calm down. I have very low standards.
Not to brag but my parents ignored me and that was way before cell phones were ever invented.
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