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A quote from my new med school workout video, “Pain is just Häagen-Dazs leaving the body!”
There's a new episode of Dinobrain to tickle your lobes! We talk about poop, butts, and my love of hemorrhoid guns! http://dinobrain.com/
Me: Can we do a musical number for my birthday? Dave: Sure, ♪ threeeee ♪
Great. It's that time again. Where I attempt to run on a treadmill and the great herds of water buffalo stampede in response.
Boy, I really hope this honey mask rejuvenates my faOH GOD, POOH MAULING! POOH MAULING!
I'm eating M&M'S with a fork from a soup bowl. I am the pinnacle of evolution.
Spring has sprung, flowers are in bloom, beavers are building their dams, and a lone medical student tries not to jump out of a window.
Woah, the excruciatingly talented @darkmotion animated a @dinobrain segment. I'm a unicorn! http://tumblr.com/xmw7y8krw
I'm into trapezoids, Mike is king of the insta-crush, and Dave pounds wine. Episode 13 loves your lobes: http://dinobrain.com
Final Fantasy 13 comes out today! If you need me, I'll be casting Useless on my Life Beast.
I keep boxes of Cadbury Creme Eggs in my freezer year-round and I don't care who knows it! Related: I'm single and no one loves me.
I knew he was the man of my dreams when, in the midst of expressing our carnal desire, he asked if I'd rather stop and go for ice cream.
I've put off showering for so long my stink lines have become self-aware.
@CranberryPerson @texburgher - dudes, got my phone in the juicer, called back & the line is busy! You're both great! We're new BFFs.
@JeffLemire Sweet Tooth is my favorite book! Issue 7 was the best yet! Is it scheduled for a number of issues or will it go on forever :)
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