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She’s quarantined and she still isn’t texting you back.
I’m more toxic than the corona virus
Ol' Ma must've been hitting the bottle HARD when she had me and my brother 😂
My phone auto correct's "Koder" to "Loser" every time I type it and it hits me in the guts every time I see it.
If you ever see me wearing a fedora, just fucking shoot me
"Why tf do all these tater tot's have bones in them!?" - Emmy as she eats he chicken wings
" you got any of that viagra on ya? I'll crush that motherfucker and snort it" - Dalt to an old man at the bar
Here's #KansasCity erupting in celebration, as detected by our radar! 🎉🎇🎆🏈
Best Monday ever. Not only because of the superbowl win, but also because my co worker unknowingly fooled around with some ol' boys GF and he has been getting VERY threatening phone calls all morning, absolute comedy gold😂
Imagine being a football/or any sports announcer and thinking the @Chiefs are outta Kansas. Y'all think the Patriots come from England too? Tf outta here
Remember, every time you interrupt somebody your penis gets a little shorter 🙌🏼
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