Capt. Tactless
@LeashUnleashed
Will block people I find ridiculous, offensive, or just pointless. My mental health is more important than your need to yell at me through the void.
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Just snorted at these tins sitting in the kitchen window at my psychologist's office.
2 mins left in the first half in the Perth game, a NZ player goes to the basket & into the crowd. Little boy aged maybe 11 instantly grabs his tiny sister next to him, hugs her tight & turns to take the brunt of the impact from the giant flying into them. Hero big bro! #NBL26
Why do the player numbers on @NBL uniforms keep on getting smaller every year? The absolute shortest of these guys is close to 6 feet tall, you can't tell me that they can't visibly fit 2 sponsors, a player name, and a number twice that size on a singlet. #NBL26
John Rillie needs to either put on a whistle, or shut TF up. Coach or ref. Pick a job, dickhead. #NBL
"Bohemian Trumpsody" from @marshsongs may just be the best thing I've seen all day. Not only are the lyrics spot on, but man they can saaaaaaang!
Temporary break from non stop American news to remind you that other countries have politics too
Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who agrees that the stupid myth about undocumented immigrants voting illegally should be debunked as brilliantly as John Oliver does in this clip more often. This is EXCELLENT. 👏👏👏
About two weeks ago I caught my wife standing in the living room with a cup of coffee staring out the front window. I asked her what she was thinking and she said, "You know, even after the election, those idiotic Trump supporters across the street are still going to be there."…
Husband went to the hairdresser, asked for 'a different hair style because he wanted a change'. She asked him "Does your wife know?" Excuse me?? What's his choice of haircut got to do with me? My hair is bright purple at the moment, and I sure didn't ask anyone's permission
Removing references about climate change from Florida textbooks didn't stop two hurricanes from hitting Florida.
She is a force of nature and I love her!
Holy sh*t! Rep. Jasmine Crockett just threw down the gauntlet in the House Oversight Committee's hearing today. Bravo, Rep. Crockett!!!!! That was awesome!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏👏👏
His name made me giggle out loud. I love him!
Police Dog Dammit turns 3 today!! 🙌🥳 Let’s wish him the best day!! @SupportWACops #canine #dogsquad #policedog #malinois #HappyBirthday #birthdayboy #dammit
The new Melbourne Phoenix uniforms are a shade of green that actually hurts my brain. They're hard to look at. 🙈 #NBL #Hoopfest2024
I don’t understand why Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when they’re both married to immigrants.
To any wacko heads who believe this story I invite you to go find a goose in a pond and carry it away. Call me if you live.
Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.
It all makes sense now
Not to pile on a guy who was repeatedly smacked around like a piñata on national tv tonight, but... Taylor Swift has officially endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. #SwiftesForKamala
The "Childless cat lady" sign off is just *chef's kiss* instagram.com/p/C_wtAOKOW1z/…
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