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graft. on call. house fire. i arrive. tidy bit fanny. damsel in distress. not anymore. a arrive. best lookin bloke she ever laid eyes on. box fire in front of her. she impressed. tell her the real fire is the heatwave she causin in my heart. smooth talker. secure digits. winning.
steve grateful for my services. the word hero echoing round estate. i pose with fist held up for photo in front of scene. might make paper. no mention of reward yet. bollocks. risked me life. steve got no reward to give. scum. pin him to wall. tell him want 20 bar next week. mug.
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