Melinda
@MSLaurelNotes
If I can’t think of any decent tweets, I’ll just reply to yours. https://x.com/search?q=from%3AMSLaurelNotes%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query
I sense that today was the beginning of my supervillain origin story.
Nothing empties a workplace of talented employees like putting the wrong people in charge.
"please stop breathing like that" -fun things I say to my 16 yo when I'm overstimulated
Post a sequel that’s better than the original! I’ll start:
no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.
Would you attend a “sides and desserts only” Thanksgiving. No main course. Literally just side dishes and pies and such or do you need turkey? If you’d be into that, don’t just say “I hate turkey” because my thought would be “who hurt you?!” Instead, pick a side you’d bring
See your wide leg trousers? They’re very chilly in this weather!!
I love when someone says “quick question” and then ruins your day.
Not to freak anybody out, but I think my Dad is back. Nobody move.
I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.
imagine trying to find 9 other lords to go a-leaping with in 2025
He: "What's your superpower?" Me: "Hindsight" He: "That's not going to help us." Me: "Yes I see that now"
Dance like no one is watching. Text & email like it will be read in court one day
“Mam,can I put the heating on?” “Yeah but it’s part of your Christmas present”…..
I’m not saying I'm old, but the "oldies" station isn't playing my parent's favorite jams anymore they're playing mine..
Some of you don’t understand the significance of ‘she’s dressed in yellow; she says hello’; and it shows.
It’s “Bring Anything But Your Backpack” to school day 🎒
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