Jeff (Managing Associate)
@ManagingAssoc
T-200 grad/AM1000 Associate
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I'll be honest, many of you want to buy a business because you're looking for a shortcut. You want an easy path. There are no shortcuts in business. The good news is there’s never been an easier time to succeed in business for people with actual toughness.
As a lawyer, one of the biggest issues is whether a term or provision of a contract is market or not. It kept me up at night. Not anymore. Using a team of expert legal professionals, I have finally created a comprehensive breakdown of what’s market. isitmarket.com
Not market
As a lawyer, one of the biggest issues is whether a term or provision of a contract is market or not. It kept me up at night. Not anymore. Using a team of expert legal professionals, I have finally created a comprehensive breakdown of what’s market. isitmarket.com
When the counterparty changes “Contract” to the “Agreement”
This guy hasn’t managed shit
I agree (My clients trip in parking lots)
This is the perfect way to build cities (I own the parking lots)
guess who represents the neighbor
Pleased to announce that my elderly neighbor slipped down his driveway (I own the urgent care down the road)
I was counsel for this deal. We ended up using a Buyer Note to finance it (patent pending). The Seller didn’t have to go out of pocket at all. A win for chase.
I bought a local vet business Revenue was $1.2 million last year But costs were huge ($950k) They spent $600k on vet salaries! Fired all the vets and replaced them with 1 employee in Thailand making $4/hr, and ChatGPT ($20/mo) The remote employee diagnoses all the pets’…
Fool me one time? Shame on you. Fool me two times? Shame on me. Fool me three times? Hello Mr. President.
The mouse I use to click in and out of documents produced in discovery
If you looked at this photo, with zero context, what would you think this is?
I now do robot divorces.
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many hours you billed - if you billed enough hours - if you told others how many hours you billed
I’m in the Trump live and they just confirmed that your friends really do have a separate group chat without you
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Misspelling “Public Law” and creating fun nightmares for years to come.
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