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Party Turco

@PartyTurco

I love hockey.

See how innovative and ahead of the curve I am? I stopped playing hockey before everyone else decided it was cool.


How's your summer, twitter?


I got excited when one of the flag-bearing athletes' sport was listed as "HOCKEY" but then I figured it out and felt silly


Why is the offseason so HOT? Turns out hockey-related tweets cool the planet.


JUST FYI: in the current format the lowest number of games played to win the cup has been 20. The Kings are a win away from doing it in 18.


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@mccoveychron Arroyo vs. Warroyo on the mound today for Reds/Cubs: mlb.mlb.com/images/players… v mlb.mlb.com/images/players…


See you next season.


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youtube.com/watch?v=PJqlXk… this will never get old #cunucks


The President's Trophy doesn't mean shit if your division sucks.


#hawkspgl I, Marty Turco, will be scoring the game winning goal.


I'll be quite surprised if Stalberg is on the ice next period.


"Phoenix needing a change" Why, did they soil themselves?


START DRINKING NOW.


I figured it out! In all the games we've lost, we've scored two goals! In the game we won, we scored four! It's so simple! Score four!


How to trigger a Blackhawks fan! Chelios Luongo Torres distinct kicking motion Sedin Pronger Bill Wertz Huet


...oh. Well that sucks. Off to karaoke, then.


Calling it! Hossa with the OT winner, assisted by Shaw and Montador!


I want a regulation win!!! Come on!


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