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“For too long, we’ve sacrificed combat readiness in the name of inclusivity, ignoring the fact that there are innate differences between a Hank and a male Tracy,” said Gen. Doug H. Sandoval theonion.com/u-s-military-b…


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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "


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The chicago bears are a social experiment designed to see if you can get an entire city to kill themselves


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someone must be facing the biggest dilemma of their career at this very moment

HuinGuillaume's tweet image. someone must be facing the biggest dilemma of their career at this very moment

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I will suggest something impractical and expensive, but couch it in a bit of cool menswear history, so this thread gains traction but ultimately proves to be useless for most people. Like most of my threads. 🧵

Twitter, fashion advice: I need a jacket. But not an outdoorsy PNW jacket (I have 48 of those). I need a cool-urban-guy jacket, something I could plausibly wear over a blazer or to a nice dinner, something adult-y, for autumn-like weather. Thoughts? Suggestions?



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They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it.

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

benshapiro's tweet image. My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.


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Narcissistic guy experiencing empathy for the first time: getting strong Me vibes from you


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tucker's replacement is doing great so far

KatAbughazaleh's tweet image. tucker's replacement is doing great so far

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billionaire tech bros dont seem to understand people just want to read some anonymous outback line cook posting shit like “she grunk on my grink” interspersed with breaking news


liquify my remains and put me in the grimace shake


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Congrats to the Joker and the @nuggets on a franchise-first NBA Championship.


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girls when they applied for a job, did the interview, got a job, and now have to work


covered in shit, lookin 2 hit


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good for him 💕


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left wing grievances: - we're perpetually at war - people can't afford healthcare - the environment is dying - police brutality is out of control right wing grievances: - someone has purple hair - a candy bar isn't sexy enough - syrup bottles are no longer racist


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