Evan A
@PowerCosmic
- Aspires to own a comic/movie shop pro-real conversations, comedy, thinking for yourself, listening to people, space, & science
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Just entered to win a Samsung 50" TV + choice of Roku or Apple TV. If interested: shop.technabob.com/giveaways/saum… via @technabob
During my free time yesterday I dressed up and watched every Daniel Craig Bond film. I have not been that happy in a while.
Love having an oven mitt @ work that has a hole in it. Can't wear the others cuz I don't have fetus hands, so I don't fit. #starbucks #burns
I want to contact Rockstar really quick, please RT if #GTAOnline is not working for you.
Fiancee' & I won VIP tix to our favorite comedian @nerdist tonight! Of course she's picking the Tardis dress. Free tonight, no excuses, GO!
adamantunano and I partied hard once Halloween came around. instagram.com/p/aT6q2TpoQ3/
Working on some sci-fi power metal. I want my neighbors to rap over it so I can finally hear 2 Live Crew power metal about space sluts.
Not everyone in Oklahoma is conservative or religious. The sooner you realize that the sooner I wont consider you as stupid as those u hate.
This is the true face of fear. Nova needs a good beer of the German variety. instagram.com/p/ZjGQILJoVE/
Woooo, that tornado went right past us 2 streets away. Nova is still scared and hiding in the… instagram.com/p/ZjBsOepofX/
Well, its official. I am completely obsessed with my dog. 90% of my photos on here are of her. Can you… instagram.com/p/ZhQiyuJoU0/
I have come to the conclusion that the best choice of music for my wedding will be a healthy mix of The Darkness and Kid 'n Play.
Fucking earthquake almost killed me. I decided just an hour before to not hang my battle axe above the bed. Although, that would be awesome.
Quantum Space Network Between Earth and ISS --"10,000 Times the Speed of Light" tinyurl.com/bovp43l
My dog chewed off a Hulk action figure's forearms. As a result, I am gluing dick straws to the nubs and leaving it at my brother's work.
I love when people tell me they are huge fans of mine. It loses something when they say their favorite was Serendipity.
“@Shackleford_PI: I don't think atheists should get involved on today of all days” We all saw what happened when religion "got involved"
#ThingsISayToMuch. Is 'Much' a person? Are you tweeting things you say to this person? If not, it's TOO not to. How is this a worldwide TT?
I don't trust Chuck Norris after he kept a fan picture of me I sent him as a child from martial arts class. I'm in Chuck's spank bank. :'(
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