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If every woman in the world refused to cook again the human race would starve. I resent this unspoken expectation based on my gender. I REFUSE TO COOK ANYMORE. RT if you empathize with me.
Here is my Budget. No more Tricycles Make Piers Morgan illegal Free Crisps for everyone Tax people with those fat Eyebrows Anyone called Steve gets £4 Vegans have to wear a bell Jacob Rees-Mogg must end all his sentences with the words “But Don’t forget I am a total Wanker
These last few years have been rough on Ross and Rachel
This is horrible but true.
There’s one thing thats come out of Greg’s tragedy, at least we are openly talking about depression and suicide. I know it wasn’t your intention big guy but I am positive it will save others. RIP brother 💔💔💔 newshub.co.nz/home/new-zeala…
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The Kiwi crisis we don't see coming - Mike King
"There's one sign and one sign only people are suicidal - if they tell you," says King.
The wait is over! All new episodes of @Voltron are now on @netflix. I know, gorgeous aren't I? I mean, isn't it? ENJOY x #voltron4life
The president says you need a photo ID to buy groceries. . 1. He’s lying. . 2. I didn’t go to Afghanistan for his right to buy groceries. . . . . . . . . . . . . 3. This dude has never in his life bought his own groceries.
Full-steam ahead... National Party makes no appeals to possible support parties. #sketch #cartoon #nzpol
the best form of transport is train as it's the only one of the big 3 (boat, plane, train) where you can see a cow out the window and not feel justified panic
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU (2018) DP: Doug Emmett Director: @BootsRiley More Shots: buff.ly/2p99b3J
HOLY SHIT. Honestly, read this.
An Arizona Senate candidate says he's pro-gun because he once fended off a gunman with a gun kept under his bed. Turns out the "attacker" was his mom, and he shot her dead; he was charged with murdering her and his sister, but not convicted. azcentral.com/story/news/pol…
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Arizona Senate candidate who killed his mother supports 'good guys' with guns
Bobby Wilson, a candidate for the Arizona Senate from Tucson, surprised the audience at a gun-control forum last week.
Are people shooting up on Wellington buses?
Comedians and jazz musicians are more comforting to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists.
OF COURSE YOU WOULD youtube.com/watch?v=1XP5zc…
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Billy on the Street: Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?
I've been outdone at RNZ by one @BehanAlex - what a jersey 👏👏👏
Is it okay if I just pretend that the USA doesn't exist for a little bit?
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