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A second Greta has hit Andrew Tate

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You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a ghoul...and a liar...and a basket case...a traitor…a snowflake...and 2 criminals. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the:

RealFakeBrandon's tweet image. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a ghoul...and a liar...and a basket case...a traitor…a snowflake...and 2 criminals. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the:

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Fixed it

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This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.

keithedwards's tweet image. This is old data from Elon's jet, so it's ok to share.

Any account doxxing real-time location info of anyone will be suspended, as it is a physical safety violation. This includes posting links to sites with real-time location info. Posting locations someone traveled to on a slightly delayed basis isn’t a safety problem, so is ok.



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Turns out Twitter can, in fact, be real life.

@elonmusk just got booed like I’ve never heard before on stage with @davechapelle and @chrisrock. He couldn’t get a word in, the crowd booed for 10 minutes. Not favored on his home turf. He looked stunned, must not get enough feedback IRL.



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Herschel Walker Scrambles To Collect Dozens Of Fetuses That Fell Out Of Pants Pocket bit.ly/3Y2Ci8v

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POV you're a rail worker who wants paid sick days

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Anti-semitism drives extreme right wing movements because claiming to represent a nation despite being wildly unpopular in that nation requires some explanation. A 5th column of elites is needed to make sense of the discrepancy between their self-image and reality. 1/


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always read the plaque

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First of all, Star Wars is silly and if you have any serious opinion about it at all, you are a nerd in the most pejorative sense of the word, but also if you think The Last Jedi undercuts earlier episodes, you are an infant.


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This man is a liar. Those of you who take him at his word, and especially those who get publicly mad at whoever he claims is victimizing him, are giant suckers—marks—and should stop doing that. Have some self-respect.

NGrossman81's tweet image. This man is a liar. Those of you who take him at his word, and especially those who get publicly mad at whoever he claims is victimizing him, are giant suckers—marks—and should stop doing that. Have some self-respect.
NGrossman81's tweet image. This man is a liar. Those of you who take him at his word, and especially those who get publicly mad at whoever he claims is victimizing him, are giant suckers—marks—and should stop doing that. Have some self-respect.

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they should make one of the pages of spotify wrapped tell you how much your most played song earned the artist in revenue


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This! 🔥🔥🔥

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How to survive a Cocaine Bear attack: - Make yourself big. - Wave your arms around. - Refuse to engage with any of its opinions on music. - Shout “I DON’T HAVE ANY CIGARETTES” - Turn on the overhead light. - Say you’re going to bed.


The 𝘣𝘢𝘥 news is Target was out of Pumpkin Spice Dual Action Advil. But the 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥

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