Josefiend
@ReallySmallFeet
British, dreadlocked version of Cousin It, but with boobs. Likes food, alcohol, short walks to the bedroom, and sleeping.
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This entire thread is just amazing, lol!
When I was 8 a woman on the bus - to whom I'd said NOTHING - told me her husband was so selfish, "the cunt would peel an orange in his pocket". So TWITTER - what's an artfully constructed diss you've heard once and never forgotten? (No 'cockwomble' or 'piss-trumpet' stuff plz).
I'm scared and alone. This ISN'T a cry for help, because it just happens, and pretty frequently. I just want you to know that when it happens to you, you aren't so alone after all. 😘
Dear Florida, You make me miss British beaches in the winter. You're rubbish at fog, and it's the last day of November, and all the trees are still green. 😐
I might be speaking on behalf of many people when I say this, but - I AIN'T JUST HERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, LONELY, AND FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. That'd be you taking advantage of our friendship. Asshole.
Did we mention that time when, lol, I called for a second session with my therapist and they just.... never called back. I left three voicemails. Nada.
Mixed feelings: He's asleep on the couch which is annoying me while I'm trying to watch tv, but if I make him go to bed, he'll be there when *I* go to bed, and that'll annoy me when I'm trying to sleep. #MarriedLife #HeUsuallyWorksNightsDammit
Oh lordy, lmao!!!
Psst...hi. 👋 Show us a picture of the most breathtaking place you've ever visited. We'll share a fact about it! #TravelTuesday
I haven't been on the Bluebird of Gossip for a while, and lemme tell you, literally nothing of note happened in my life whatsoever. This is why I drink, ok?
14 y/o doesn't do shit, fails classes, room is a wreck. I go batshit, tell him he'll lose all electronics unless he fixes the issues. S.O. informs me that I can't talk to 14 like an 8 y/o. I say he gets treated at the level he fucking acts. You too, bitchass.... dang.
Turn that frown upside down. Use scissors.
I don't kniw wtf I ate, but I'm somewhat gassy, and now my room smells like someone set fire to a trashcan, and my dog is under the bed, possibly dead.
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