Robert Layton
@RobLayton_
Love the randomness of Twitter
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The #BOM hedging their bets as ever. A 5% chance of no rain in Brisbane on Saturday! Cricketers, report to grounds! #alfred
Every job interview ends with Q&A But most people never ask questions at the end of job interviews Here are 10 questions I used to get hired at JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs and Citi:
A fella was hammered drunk wandering through Dungarvan over Christmas. Somebody decided to put music and special effects to it🥴😂
The official list of woke things.
This is absolute perfection 🤣🤣🤣
This is so good 😂😂 It's hard to explain to someone who doesn't care about football why it's THAT enjoyable It's the best example of that tweet that said "dudes can literally just sit around naming random old footballers and have the best time"
Parents who avoid having their child diagnosed because they don't want to "label" them, should know that they will be labelled anyway. But giving them access to their Autistic identity ensures they will be CORRECTLY identified rather than UNFAIRLY labelled.
Excellent service from City of @Boroondara . Snapped pictures of dangerous branch about to fall on nature strip after the storms, called last week and again yesterday to get something done urgently and now it’s fallen on someone’s ute. Great work. 👏
Fuck me. That’s ‘Thunderbastard of the Year’ done and dusted. Absolute mustard from Cheito Ramirez.
So grandad was at a sportsman’s dinner and bought a 10ft X 4ft picture of the forth rail bridge. Seemingly he forgot he could just open da blinds 🤣🤣 granny not happy with him 🤦♂️😂😂
Her name was.... it never suited her
Been waiting 40 minutes at Newmarket for city train. I know stuff happens @metrotrains but how about an update on the platforms?
My daughter loves your elderflower syrup, can I find some in Melbourne, Australia? @MONINFlavours
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