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A present to bring in the new year from my sister; she ordered my a great bottle of wine @TwoPaddocks

RossSample's tweet image. A present to bring in the new year from my sister; she ordered my a great bottle of wine @TwoPaddocks

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Stop complaining about your girlfriend making you go apple picking. I just walked alone to 7-11 and picked a hot dog out of the meat terrarium.


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The most delicious part of Girl Scout cookies is the part where you justify eating an entire box in one sitting because you’re supporting the next generation of women business leaders.


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We’re excited to share a message from Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama about DRAGON BALL Z: KAKAROT! #DBZKAKAROT Are you ready to experience this fresh new take on Goku's story? Pre-Order your copy today: bandainam.co/DBZKAKAROT

BandaiNamcoUS's tweet image. We’re excited to share a message from Dragon Ball creator Akira Toriyama about DRAGON BALL Z: KAKAROT! #DBZKAKAROT

Are you ready to experience this fresh new take on Goku's story? Pre-Order your copy today: bandainam.co/DBZKAKAROT

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🦇 🐈 January 2020 💀 💨 @TomKingTK @Clay_Mann_ @tomeu_morey

Clay_Mann_'s tweet image. 🦇 🐈 January 2020 💀 💨 
 @TomKingTK @Clay_Mann_ @tomeu_morey

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Did The Onion just declare war with Texas

Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain trib.al/2hRWe39

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Part 3: fuck Joshua appointees for being front


Also fuck the other Joshua He was too pro for that wrestling


I just wanna shout out to my Bois Josh's 2nd grade North Carolina rival James Fuck you


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Piranha Plant's victory animation summons Mario to get bitten in the ass, even if Mario isn't in the match


Y'all are like negligent parenting 😅 @TSA


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Is this on your Christmas wish list? Preview of the Shenron-inspired Black & Gold EQT Support ADV PK from the last drop of the @adidasoriginals ✖️ #DragonBallZ collection. Available Saturday, December 22nd! adidas.com/us/dragonball_z

ToeiAnimation's tweet image. Is this on your Christmas wish list? 
Preview of the Shenron-inspired Black & Gold EQT Support ADV PK from the last drop of the @adidasoriginals ✖️ #DragonBallZ collection.
Available Saturday, December 22nd! 
adidas.com/us/dragonball_z

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Once you say the phrase "I'll just wake up early tomorrow morning to study" instead of studying tonight you've already lost finals week just go to bed and take your L in peace lmao


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You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...


Sometimes I find memes my grandparents would totally love but I can't show them cause they won't get the cultural context of a meme


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if you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?


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Something looks SUPER in this artwork. 👀🔥🎈 #MacysParade

ToeiAnimation's tweet image. Something looks SUPER in this artwork. 👀🔥🎈 #MacysParade

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