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Chase Marler

@SQLChaser

DBA | SQL enthusiast | Musician | Music lover | Husband & Dad | Obligatory: No one tells me to say anything - all from me

anyone know what happened to all these data model examples? databaseanswers.org/data_models/ #sqlhelp


Looking for some Postgres training on par with the quality of @BrentO 's for SQL Server. Anyone know of anything? #PostgreSQL #SQLServer


How many of my fellow DBA folk are using Liquibase for your schemas? Something DBAs are doing or is this something Dev is doing? #sqlhelp


wow...no query parallelism in Oracle Standard Edition...ouchie - that's a damn hard ceiling you have there Oracle...


is there a limit to the number of rows Oracle SQL Developer will export to Excel? It would seem that I can only get 61,805 out of 226,300 to dump :/ #oracle #sqlhelp


Well if this read isn't awesome and humbling. Had to check some of my opinions a bit after this one dbakevlar.com/2020/01/oracle…


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The purpose of life is to be happy. This is what all human beings have in common—the wish to lead a happy life. Many think that happiness is to be found outside us in material things, but actually it’s something that comes from within, from warm-heartedness and concern for others


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When the MongoDB salesman finishes delivering his pitch


anyone know how/if its possible to set session parameters inside an Oracle SP, Package or Function? stackoverflow.com/questions/5990… #OracleDatabase #sqlhelp #sqldeveloper


#postgres #sqlhelp I'm looking for a good learning resource for Postgres Administration. Finding numerous books online - any chance somebody can recommend something specific? Internals, Architecture and Administration are what I'm looking for specifically


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At this time of year, when thoughts turn to visiting family and friends, it's always important to be prepared.

venzann's tweet image. At this time of year, when thoughts turn to visiting family and friends, it's always important to be prepared.

Outlook for Mac: SO MUCH BETTER than what it was...but still so far to go...


If you saw your doctor or mechanic about a problem, & they whipped out an archaic tool to fix u (ie tiny screwdriver), u would know the chances for resolution would be low. This is the same for IT specializations. Without the right tools, we're probably gonna get it wrong.


Them: "our Oracle database is slow" Me: "You are only giving Oracle 4GB of RAM and your database is over 100GB" Them: "We don't have a budget to support more resources" Me: "That is a bummer. Here's the reality of what you have to see" fastgood.cheap


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everyday I stumble into another @oraclebase blog post that clarifies something ridiculously convoluted in the official literature, I add another $3 to my "If I ever meet Tim, buy him beers" fund.😁


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