Product Managers
@Shit_PMs_Say
Product [managers]
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Productize: Please sprinkle the magic pixie-product dust on this process.
I think @pm_bag has a few more
Being a PM = saying these things until you retire: Can I help you with any blockers? Do we have any user research? Our teams should talk more It's not on the roadmap I'll put it in the backlog I can lead this meeting What's the goal here? What's the status? No
ChatGPT Joke: Why did the product manager cross the road? Because they couldn't resist the opportunity to A/B test which side had a higher conversion rate for chicken crossing! They take "market research" to a whole new clucking level!
"Didn't you need this urgently?"
Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
Thank god. I don’t want to do this anymore anyway
Product management will be dead in 5 years. Change my mind.
You ever get into an argument with your lead engineer and are just like... "alright, guess I'll sleep on the couch"
Them: Hey, you probably need more context, but can you check out these questions? [link to questions] Me: Yep, those are questions. ✅
C-suite: I think there's a semicolon somewhere in the code that's keeping us from knocking this out of the park
Every meeting titled with "Quick Sync" is a lie
I always wanted to be a cult leader... is that too much?
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