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Productize: Please sprinkle the magic pixie-product dust on this process.


I think @pm_bag has a few more

Being a PM = saying these things until you retire: Can I help you with any blockers? Do we have any user research? Our teams should talk more It's not on the roadmap I'll put it in the backlog I can lead this meeting What's the goal here? What's the status? No



ChatGPT Joke: Why did the product manager cross the road? Because they couldn't resist the opportunity to A/B test which side had a higher conversion rate for chicken crossing! They take "market research" to a whole new clucking level!


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"Didn't you need this urgently?"

carlvellotti's tweet image. "Didn't you need this urgently?"

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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22


Thank god. I don’t want to do this anymore anyway

Product management will be dead in 5 years. Change my mind.



Standing in an empty room yelling at data


You ever get into an argument with your lead engineer and are just like... "alright, guess I'll sleep on the couch"


Them: Hey, you probably need more context, but can you check out these questions? [link to questions] Me: Yep, those are questions. ✅


C-suite: I think there's a semicolon somewhere in the code that's keeping us from knocking this out of the park


Every meeting titled with "Quick Sync" is a lie


I always wanted to be a cult leader... is that too much?


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