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ShitachiFailENG

@ShitachiFailENG

At Shitachi Fail, we believe that every passenger, customer and community can love the benefits of more bumpy, diesel mobility. (Parody account)

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We're just telling the truth, @Hitachi.

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hello woudl anyone like to buy a train from us..... we're running out of money :(


This account is being wound-down permanently due to lack of crack (in train bogies).


ShitachiFailENG reposted

You can eat the children in any of the seats you have reserved as you so choose. ^SR


Admin used the wrong account. Pretend recent reposts don't exist because we can't be arsed to remove them. ^EM


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To the gentleman in Kettering who screamed ‘GREGGS!!’ from the window of a moving bus this morning, you were 100% correct. That was a Greggs


Thank you to the three people who voted, you proved that nobody cares about us!

Last week we tested you to see how much you know about the future of energy! 100% of you said you’d like to learn more. Why not find out more here: social-innovation.hitachi/en-eu/possible… #OnlyPossibleIf #Hitachi4Climate



This is a good reason why you should fund them, @RishiSunak! They're committed to their work!

Last week we tested you to see how much you know about the future of energy! 100% of you said you’d like to learn more. Why not find out more here: social-innovation.hitachi/en-eu/possible… #OnlyPossibleIf #Hitachi4Climate



Nah. Hate to break it, but most of the lines aren't electrified and @RishiSunak isn't willing to give more money to @NetworkFail1. ^EM

Decarbonisation targets 🤝 Hitachi When it comes to the race to reach net zero, we are working hard, along with our customers and partners, to make it possible. Discover more 👉 social-innovation.hitachi/en-eu/possible/ #OnlyPossibleIf @hitachienergy



Thank god. We didn't think the new trains could make it past Birmingham. ^EM

Decarbonisation targets 🤝 Hitachi When it comes to the race to reach net zero, we are working hard, along with our customers and partners, to make it possible. Discover more 👉 social-innovation.hitachi/en-eu/possible/ #OnlyPossibleIf @hitachienergy



At Shitachi Fail, we're happy to announce the materials that will be used for trains on the @HS2ltd line! We'll be using cardboard, duct tape and some Sharpies! We pride ourselves on our quality products.


It's probably our trains having a tantrum. ^EM

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🚄 Hello everyone! We're Shitachi Fail England; we provide h̶o̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ fantastic rolling stock for British TOCs with amazing features such as: - 🪑 Seating made of solid metal (and not enough of it) - 🛒 Cracked suspension - 📢 Horrible on-board speakers and more!


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