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Greg Martin

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I once made Robin Williams laugh.

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This is how I know we are in a bubble. $45 a month for a service to take your trash cans to and from your curb.

SlalomDev's tweet image. This is how I know we are in a bubble. $45 a month for a service to take your trash cans to and from your curb.

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CompSci led me to believe I’d be writing a lot more Animal inheritance code in my programming career


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At a certain point, it probably becomes cheaper to buy all of your users iPhones instead of creating an Android version of your app


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ur making games in unity im making games in appkit we are not the same


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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:


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In honour of WandaVision, and in the spirit of the Ship of Theseus: Is a codebase that’s been rewritten the same codebase?


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at least these lockdowns give me enough time to endlessly fix my broke smart home shit


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[calendar] - zoom call - zoom call - zoom call - inhale - zoom call - zoom call - zoom call - exhale - zoom call - zoom call Every.day.


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2019: must be willing to relocate to SF. long term remote work is impossible, ineffective and unproductive. 2020: hi


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eternal thsnks to @jimmyfallon, @alisonbrie and the amazing people at @FallonTonight for making this dream come true 😭

🎵 Turning Random Internet Drama Into Songs Pt. 4 with @lubalin_vibe_co & @alisonbrie 🎵 “Blue Cheese Has Mold In It” 🥗 #FallonTonight



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Excited to announce our next Slalom Presents speaker, @BreneBrown! Her groundbreaking research reveals that vulnerability—far from being a weakness—is an essential asset for innovation. Learn more about this one-time event and RSVP here: slalom.ws/38Tue2r #DaretoLead

Slalom's tweet image. Excited to announce our next Slalom Presents speaker, @BreneBrown! Her groundbreaking research reveals that vulnerability—far from being a weakness—is an essential asset for innovation. Learn more about this one-time event and RSVP here: slalom.ws/38Tue2r #DaretoLead

There are only four humans on earth that understand how iOS app signing works. No one knows who they are.

🎵 Turning Random Internet Drama Into Songs Pt. 4 with @lubalin_vibe_co & @alisonbrie 🎵 “Blue Cheese Has Mold In It” 🥗 #FallonTonight



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My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

HenpeckedHal's tweet image. My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

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mother’s day cards: you raised me ♥️ you cooked for me 😋 you loved me 🥰 father’s day cards: happy birthday or whatever, fart idiot


This should be required viewing. Period. netflix.com/title/80091741…


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This! 🙌🏾 IG: kimberlylatricejones & djonesmedia


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Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

even_kei's tweet image. Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse
even_kei's tweet image. Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

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