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On a similar note, The Time You Messed Up Your Back A Little Bit And It Has Never Been Quite The Same. What’s yours? Mine was removing a tree stump with inadequate tools. Favourite I’ve heard was ‘bent over to pick up a bit of paper’
What's the worst injury you've ever done? I severed a tendon in my big right toe after dropping a carving knife on it washing up while hungover.
What a flipping champion
Hey turns out living with Covid is annoying and chaotic and requires a large degree of flexibility and acceptance of change and inconvenience but holy moly this is SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE than hiding from it
If the only restriction that eventuates as a result of Omi is indoor masks, then that’s fine 🤞 Annoying, but a minor nuisance, and may reduce some transmissions 😀 Focus on the positive 😎 This variant is looking mild 🦠 Xmas is here 🎄 Celebrate it 🕺💃🏿🍀 #Covid_19
Worried about others not wearing a mask? Buy yourself n95 masks (available cheaply at Bunnings). Job done.
* COVID THREAD ON BEST WE CAN DO LONG TERM * Yes we’re in an acute crisis with Omicron and that needs dealing with, but it has actually made me want to think a lot about how this horrible pandemic ends, maybe you too? Let’s go through it… 1/35 (sorry, but this is troubling me)
Definitely crosses the line. Someone might be unvaccinated due to a coercive or controlling relationship, a distrust of government or the health system based on their own history. This number will be small but >0 and mandates should never prevent walk-in access to basic services
There is a lot of medical nonsense out there that is depressing and sad, but every once in a while it's worth remembering that large animal chiropractic exists and is both very silly and incredibly funny to watch
Our disagreements on COVID are now rarely about science; they're differences in values. As such, it's important for scientific experts to recognize that we are not moral experts. Our opinions of what costs and tradeoffs are justified are not more valid than anyone else's. 🧵
Absolutely bent from laughter at this. I can’t. This is even better than the trend of telling men they give off a vibe that they can’t swim.
The new traffic light system may be confusing, so please allow us to simplify it for you. #birdoftheyear #boty2021 #titipounamu #teamtitipounamu
Do it
What's the worst injury you've ever done? I severed a tendon in my big right toe after dropping a carving knife on it washing up while hungover.
Just a reminder that when you download the Medicare app for your vaccine certificate you can also save your organ donation preferences! ✅
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