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Matt Stover

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Let this be a warning, Greenland.


Hey @criteo , I was just checking scores on ESPN and your banner ad showed a topless woman. Fortunately my 11-year-old son wasn't there. How does this happen?! Please do better.


Okay, @bravesorganist explain the Jeremy thing. Loved it. But didn’t get it. What am I missing? Or was it “just because.”


Hello, @PrimeVideo. Today my 8 year-old son turned on our Fire TV and was exposed to a @HazbinHotel trailer (played automatically) with the words "F*ck off" shouted on screen. This is absolutely absurd. R-rated content should NEVER play on a streaming device w/out consent.


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Tony Gwynn produced more 4-hit games (45) than multi-strikeout games (35) Defies logic

OleTimeHardball's tweet image. Tony Gwynn produced more 4-hit games (45) than multi-strikeout games (35)

Defies logic


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Nick Saban vs. Ryan Day in the Dr. Pepper Challenge to decide a playoff bid, who says no


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.@ZelenskyyUa's tv address to the Russian (!) people might be the most moving speech that I've ever seen in my entire life. The whole world needs to see, understand and share this crucial Ukrainian message. #StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #Україна #Russia #Россия


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Still one of the most amazing sports stats of all-time… Maddux faced 20,421 batters during his time in the league. In those 20,421 at-bats, only 310 hitters saw a 3-0 count. Out of those 310, 3-0 counts, 177 of them were intentional walks. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


Not the best Braves player ever, but still my favorite ever. The way he played center field…Played shallow enough to take a way bloopers but was so fast and tracked balls so perfectly that he could still get to everything.

I don't think enough people discuss this amazing catch. Had a Bo Jackson scaling-the-wall element, but Andruw caught the ball in flight, then didn't even stumble after springing back off said wall. Just ridiculous.



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I wanted to see Josh Allen get the ball back. We all did. So, here's the deal. In honor of player safety, have your Sudden Death OT rules during the regular season. Don't end Josh Allen's season like that in the playoffs.


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GLO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO RIA IN EXCELSIS DEO

joshcarlosjosh's tweet image. GLO OOOOO OOOOO OOOOO RIA
IN EXCELSIS DEO

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Waffle House is delicious, satisfying and never disappoints. Not sure this analogy accomplishes what you think that it does @dylanohernandez

The Dodgers have scored two or fewer runs in five of their 10 postseason games. It’s one thing to be slowed down by Max Fried or Logan Webb. It’s another to look helpless against a group of ham-and-eggers in a Waffle House of a bullpen. lat.ms/3GbcaPI

latimessports's tweet image. The Dodgers have scored two or fewer runs in five of their 10 postseason games. 

It’s one thing to be slowed down by Max Fried or Logan Webb. 

It’s another to look helpless against a group of ham-and-eggers in a Waffle House of a bullpen.

lat.ms/3GbcaPI


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Dear Christian, If your favorite news outlet stunts your desire to love your neighbor (regardless of partisan affiliation), it’s pushing you away from the heart of Jesus and it’s time to turn it off.


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BrazosPress's tweet image. 💫 #GiveawayAlert! We're giving away 2 SIGNED copies of #OnTheRoadWithSaintAugustine by @james_ka_smith!

TO ENTER:
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2. Follow @BrazosPress

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#FreeBookFriday

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Wait it’s actually so insane and hilarious that we’re doing “participation trophy” discourse about a woman who has lived an exclusively and absurdly punishing, ascetic lifestyle in order to win actual trophies at the highest conceivable level for her entire life on earth.


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Wendell Berry on "natural" miracles.... turning water into wine < turning water into grapes

matthewkaemingk's tweet image. Wendell Berry on &quot;natural&quot; miracles....

turning water into wine &amp;lt; turning water into grapes

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Worth the read

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Too many people glaze over such differences thinking their not important but I refuse to except them. Pointing them out isn’t always affective but we have to try.

More adventures in linguistic deterioration: the words "flaunt" and "flout" are now increasingly used interchangeably, even in major newspapers. Sigh.



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