Contrary Clio
@TheContraryClio
Small and adventurous, I've driven across Europe with @AlmostSenseless and @clareangela. They left me full of sweet wrappers. I'm usually dirty.
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I have been stolen from outside my home in Epping Upland in Essex. If you see me please contact the Police on 101. My registration is EX61 FCE Please RT! @CM16Tweets @66EOS @stolen
I am gone. And now, the end is here And so I face my final turning My screen, it was so clear My oil was clean, of which I'm certain I drove a road that's full I travelled each and every highway Oh, and more, much more than this, I drove it my way...
I'm still stolen. I want to go home. Please find me.
I have once again taken missy on the first part of her next adventure! *beeps farewell*
*screeches* she's cleaning me! That's twice in a year! *worried grille*
My new V5C has arrived. Apparently this means I'm now an Essex girl. Madam and the traveling one are discussing having my Clio vajazzled. I dare not ask what that means...
Mmm, why has she just abandoned me in the Stansted short stay carpark? *worried beep*
She's cleaned me. What is this madness? My MOT isn't due for months. Perhaps @MontyTheBear is right and she's been kidnapped by space aliens and replaced with an imposter.
Ooh, what a shiny Massey Ferguson... *flashes winkers*
The inhumanity. Not only am I caked in mud but now she's abandoned me in a car park. Doesn't she know who I am? The shiny cars are sniggering at my dirt.
I'm at my new home! It's a bit brighter than the old one...
She won't let me go and play today, she says I have to wait until tomorrow.
Oh, I will have a new home soon, I'll be sitting outside the @ContraryCottage in @ContraryCountry. It's quite muddy...
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