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Adam Strom

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dedicated to the pursuit of cheap thrills

Is there still a CD section in Best Buy and if so does it only sell @garthbrooks albums? Please confirm before I go all the way there.


When you see a car with a Pearl Jam bumper sticker, you assume it’s one of the guys from Pearl Jam?


Don’t tell me it’s a rescue unless your dog was hanging from one paw out of a helicopter when you found it.


I’m pretty into punk rock but only Green Day and Rancid.


I haven’t missed people standing on escalators.


I sure wish you could smoke in grocery stores


Now that we can’t go to bars I’ve finally taken up smoking


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I’ve done the numbers and I can’t decide whether to be a hermit or a vagrant


I like to change clothes between zoom calls so my coworkers think it’s a different day


Give me the poison and take me to the baby


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We should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him


Is self checkout everyone’s introduction to a life of crime?


Casino Man: a film where 2 hapless buffoons think they find a caveman (played by Brendan Frazier) in the back of a casino. But it turns out he just looks old and has only been there a few days.


Next up for 2021: elm disease makes the jump to humans.


Eat a bag of decks.


Dust is 35% old spider legs


i tried to click through but the rest of the article is just a big arrow pointing back at the headline.

Allegations of Forced Monkey Labor Prompt Target to Pull Coconut Milk dlvr.it/RrPLVC

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What will come back first, offices or pants?


New spellcheck that only works if you’re in Presentation Mode


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