Amy Bourne
@amy_bourne
full time mum, full time worker, full time knackered
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Seriously? When is the UK going to ban fireworks on any night other than bonfire night!
When there’s traffic lights please stop being the person who blocks residential junctions #idiotdrivers
Just discovered you can block shows on your child’s Netflix profile…Blippi and meekah, buh-bye
First impressions of Emily in Paris season 4… there’s not enough Alfie
Trying to relax in the garden, I’ve got the neighbour painting his fence and have been attacked by flying ants - this is why I’m pale people, it’s better indoors
Rachael should win but doubt sugar will invest in another gym #theapprentice
Got one poorly little girl. She doesn’t get ill very often but when she does she’s so helpless. A day of mummy cuddles and lots of sleep should have helped
Why is it so difficult reading hardback books! I’m campaigning for all books over 100 pages to only be paperbacks please. Or at least release them on the same day as the hardback version I’m getting hand pains 😩
Never had to beep my car horn as much in drive as today. The people of stoke are morons are the best of times but they hit a new level today.
I’ve been awake for over an hour, alarm will go off in 90mins. Is there much point in trying to sleep?
Slowly working my way through all the books on the house so that I can declutter. One down, eight to go
Why are people targeting pub windows in stoke? What’s the actual point in it? I’ve read about three attacks in as many days! Am I missing something?
Applied for schools for ada today. I’m not ready for the next step, can I take her back to 18months?
After four days away from home, nothing beats getting into your own bed. Wish I didn’t have this bloody winter bug though
Finished work for a few days and I’m now heading to Ada’s first Christmas concert #passthetissues
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