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And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and GAAAAAAAAAY ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ’… No pronouns; do not refer to me. Old.

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Every fandom has this pairing.

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rest in peace to all the transgender men, women, and non-binary people who we lost too soon. your memory is a blessing to the community. hug your friends, protect one another.


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Hi, Iโ€™m the guy who gives out weed gummies to kids on Halloween like you saw on the news. Every small bag of candy I give out costs me $20 each but itโ€™s worth draining my bank account for the chance to go to jail for a long time. Why would I do this? A mystery indeed!


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I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man


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a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said โ€œif it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.โ€ that doesnโ€™t make me feel better


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this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

This is real. Wake up America



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Stop putting flyers on my car! No, I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."


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who would successfully rage bait the other first

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magnetoakgae's tweet image. who would successfully rage bait the other first

what are two characters youโ€™d wanna put in a room together just to see what happens



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My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."


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counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

Self checkout is a scam to get customers to do all the work, but the groceries won't be any cheaper.

pennyelizabeths's tweet image. Self checkout is a scam to get customers to do all the work, but the groceries won't be any cheaper.


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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

TyrellMcGowan's tweet image. Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

U.S. Vice President JD Vance met briefly with Pope Francis on Sunday to exchange Easter greetings. Read more here: bit.ly/443d4ML



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Shepard coming back to life in Mass Effect 2 and finding out you need to reload now

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 8, 1944

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IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE

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happy Good Friday to all who observe

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I need a hat like this and Iโ€™ll make a new Laeโ€™zel cosplayโ€ฆ.

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW LAEโ€™ZEL (LOOK AT THAT OWLBEAR BEANIE) IN THIS FIT AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!

llarissel's tweet image. SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW LAEโ€™ZEL (LOOK AT THAT OWLBEAR BEANIE) IN THIS FIT AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!


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