apis_sapis's profile picture. And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and GAAAAAAAAAY 🌈 💅 No pronouns; do not refer to me. Old.

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And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and GAAAAAAAAAY 🌈 💅 No pronouns; do not refer to me. Old.

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Every fandom has this pairing.

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Hi, I’m the guy who gives out weed gummies to kids on Halloween like you saw on the news. Every small bag of candy I give out costs me $20 each but it’s worth draining my bank account for the chance to go to jail for a long time. Why would I do this? A mystery indeed!


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I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man


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a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better


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this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane

This is real. Wake up America



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Stop putting flyers on my car! No, I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."


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who would successfully rage bait the other first

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what are two characters you’d wanna put in a room together just to see what happens



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My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."


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counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper

Self checkout is a scam to get customers to do all the work, but the groceries won't be any cheaper.

pennyelizabeths's tweet image. Self checkout is a scam to get customers to do all the work, but the groceries won't be any cheaper.


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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

TyrellMcGowan's tweet image. Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

U.S. Vice President JD Vance met briefly with Pope Francis on Sunday to exchange Easter greetings. Read more here: bit.ly/443d4ML



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Shepard coming back to life in Mass Effect 2 and finding out you need to reload now

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 8, 1944

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IM GONNA HAVE A STROKE

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happy Good Friday to all who observe

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I need a hat like this and I’ll make a new Lae’zel cosplay….

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW LAE’ZEL (LOOK AT THAT OWLBEAR BEANIE) IN THIS FIT AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!

llarissel's tweet image. SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW LAE’ZEL (LOOK AT THAT OWLBEAR BEANIE) IN THIS FIT AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS!


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Gender nonconforming anti authoritarian disabled representation being softened and feminized in an attempt to “humanize” her. Yikes. 🫣 To all of my Wrestling devoted disabled gnc friends and followers, Look what they’re doing to our Toph This is character assassination (again)

Miya Cech confirms character adjustments for Toph in Season 2 of ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER.’ “My version of Toph is going to be a little older and slightly more feminine. I feel like I wanted to work into a very humanizing space for her because, you know, she was a cartoon.”

DiscussAvatar's tweet image. Miya Cech confirms character adjustments for Toph in Season 2 of ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER.’

“My version of Toph is going to be a little older and slightly more feminine. I feel like I wanted to work into a very humanizing space for her because, you know, she was a cartoon.”
DiscussAvatar's tweet image. Miya Cech confirms character adjustments for Toph in Season 2 of ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER.’

“My version of Toph is going to be a little older and slightly more feminine. I feel like I wanted to work into a very humanizing space for her because, you know, she was a cartoon.”


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