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And the child born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and GAAAAAAAAAY ๐ ๐ No pronouns; do not refer to me. Old.
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thinking about the time i was the city clerk's office filing my legal name change and the guy at the counter said "you know there's a cartoonist with that name" and i said "not anymore!" and i got NOTHING out of the guy
when you die and go to heaven, they play a supercut of all the unappreciated jokes you ever made in your life, and everyone in heaven laughs uproariously at each one
rest in peace to all the transgender men, women, and non-binary people who we lost too soon. your memory is a blessing to the community. hug your friends, protect one another.
Hi, Iโm the guy who gives out weed gummies to kids on Halloween like you saw on the news. Every small bag of candy I give out costs me $20 each but itโs worth draining my bank account for the chance to go to jail for a long time. Why would I do this? A mystery indeed!
I made a London Fog cake with an Earl Grey lavender soak and lavender vanilla bean cream cheese icing. I bet you'd love to see a tasteful, dramatically lit photo of that, wouldn't you? With a little sprig of baby's breath artistically placed on top. You're a very sick man
a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said โif it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.โ that doesnโt make me feel better
this sign gonna be in a museum in a decade and everyone who was excited about this will have to pretend they knew it was inhumane
Stop putting flyers on my car! No, I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse."
who would successfully rage bait the other first
what are two characters youโd wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
My wife just walked up to me and gave me an unexpected impassioned, full body kiss, then stared me straight in the eye - a deep soul to soul stare - and said, "I just hit a possum with the lawnmower."
counterpoint: if done properly, self checkout can make groceries a LOT cheaper
Self checkout is a scam to get customers to do all the work, but the groceries won't be any cheaper.
Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?
Shepard coming back to life in Mass Effect 2 and finding out you need to reload now
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happy Good Friday to all who observe
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