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If only there had been some way of knowing in advance - some clue, the merest hint - that there was always something dodgy about Lord Mandelson
I'm not saying Peter Mandelson writing a ten-page birthday message to Jeffrey Epstein means he did anything, I'm just saying personally I struggle to fill in the bit of free space in a birthday card when I'm writing to anyone I've ever loved.
Peter Mandelson leaving the government in scandal seems to come around quicker each decade.
I cried when they lowered the flag at the London closing ceremony. #closingceremony
Funny time to be launching the new season of Masked Singer. Clearly, it’s Tom Cruise. #ClosingCeremony #Olympics
Christ, I was happy until I started watching this. #ClosingCeremony
I’m being gaslighted by this awful audio. My volume control is going up down up down. PLEASE! #ClosingCeremony
Unless Tom Cruise suddenly appears naked this is going to be a huge FAIL. #ClosingCeremony
Can’t wait for the wild and fun closing ceremony! Oh. #ClosingCeremony
Shoutout to the guy just casually eating noodles during the orchestra performance in the #ClosingCeremony 😭
You need this man at every wedding, ever. Legend. #BBCOlympics #ClosingCeremony
We are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of our beloved referee, John Anderson, at the age of 92. Our hearts go out to his friends and family. John will forever be remembered as the iconic voice that brought "Gladiators Ready! Contenders Ready!"
Blimey, just thought I’d have a little look on social media this morning and all hell has broken loose. 😳 #trump
I've not been this nervous about a semi since the first time I watched Brokeback Mountain.
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