Kristen Becker
@beckercomedy
Go Bills. Comedian. "Welcome to Provincetown" Podcast. Founder @summerofsass. Co-Owner Topless Tours Ptown, Co-host/producer Fruit Basket Comedy, Ptown.
If the president is immune from prosecution then Biden COULD technically order an assassination of a political rival, right?
The #VMAs could be any day of the year and you put it on 9/11 the ONE time I forgot?
It's crazy that @katyperry ended up married to Orlando Bloom and @rustyrockets ended up married to Jesus #VMAs
Watching men lose their shit over someone not birthing a child is hilarious bc they have also never done that.
Watching someone talk to our president feels exactly like telling my dad it's really doesn't feel safe for him to be driving anymore?
How come if I type in "twi..." into my app search, "x" pops up? Fucking get it together @elonmusk do you identify as X or not?
You have to admit, rising from the dead is one hell of a transition tho
Hey @yassofroyo , longtime customer, first time writer here. I love the crunchy quinoa and branched out to the strawberry yogurt version. Y'all should hit that strawberry with dark chocolate , respectfully.
Shoutout to @StuMcCallister for the #billsmafia hookup! I've only been in the card collecting fun for a couple of weeks but he sent some gems ! Thank you!
@andyandrist @BillyWayneDavis @TallentSam @DougStanhope @brendonwalsh @carl_mann You too @ericarhodes And @beckercomedy,a great sports fan... I know y'all want to see this happen. @gwade049 Doubling Down for the Lobos. #GoLobos
Eight yr old me would be so disgusted by how hard grown up me fucks with Brussel Sprouts
Just finished @mariabamfoo's "Sure, I'll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and a Quest To Belong Anywhere" on @audible_com. Square-in-the-jaw knockout. Every figurative page. You could get the physical copy but audio has all the bells, whistles and Bamford!
Maybe true crime docs and podcasts are popular right now bc the concept of one human snapping is easier to process than an entire system designed to slowly murder you while you fill their pockets?
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