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I like to wake up to a bong hit and a cup of good strong coffee.


The #ReesesChocolatelava after the #angelsoft commercial was the best part of the super bowl so far


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Both of these people would give me $300 a gram


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We have a winner: x.com/FearghasKelly/…

I better go superviral for this...



How about next time they have the debate at peak old man time. Bet Biden will rip Trump apart at 8 in the morning...and still have time to go to the bank and post office. #DebateNight


Top ten Philip K Dick books (just because) 1: Martian Time Slip 2: Clans of the Alphane Moon 3:Ubik 4:Man in the High Castle 5: Flow My Tears the Policeman Said 6:Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 7:The Galactic Pot Healer 8:Valis 9:The Scanner Darkly 10:Radio Free Albemuth


You are all going to feel pretty bad when it comes out that #DIDDY has cancer.


At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if #JaredGoff ended up dropping a Spirit Bomb on the 49ers tomorrow.


How can you tell a middle aged man takes supplements? Don't worry, he'll let you know


A young goku would totally annihilate the #WagnerPMC they dont even have any killer androids.


They should go full Meta and make Christopher Lloyd the new Rick #RickandMorty


Whats his face's reaction to being called whats his face was one of the best parts of #TheWhiteLotus


!! Is Eugene Levy in an alternative universe


Evan Rachel Wood as Madonna has got me feeling some type of way. #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory #Oscars


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Happiest person #HouseoftheDragon

WednesdaysDaily's tweet image. Happiest person #HouseoftheDragon

Gave these people cooking chicken in nyquil ever heard of turkey? #NyQuilChickenChallenge


There is only one Miss Flo, and she saves me 15% on my auto insurance.


Pirate McCain is way more catchy #EyepatchMcCain


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