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god keeps throwing shorter and shorter women at him but hes relentless, he simply will not be taller than anyone

Sabrina Carpenter & Paul Simon open SNL 50 show.

PopCrave's tweet image. Sabrina Carpenter & Paul Simon open SNL 50 show.


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Kim Jong-un has BANNED football fans in North Korea from watching Tottenham Hotspur mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

MirrorFootball's tweet image. Kim Jong-un has BANNED football fans in North Korea from watching Tottenham Hotspur

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Real shooter

everyone else watching the bad bunny performance but spielberg is checking out the dolly set-up for the livestream instead im cryinggg he just can't turn it off



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this is literally charlie day


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Seems the ABC fridges still have cans in them. I must taste the rubble pint.

GabyMcKay's tweet image. Seems the ABC fridges still have cans in them. I must taste the rubble pint.

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Edinburgh Caledonia 4-1 Huntly FC Women POTM for our @ScottishCup victory was tight between two players but the award goes to centre back Georgia Downie with a goal and an assist to top off her great defensive display Well done Georgia Georgia is sponsored by @FortitudeCoffee

EdinburghCaley's tweet image. Edinburgh Caledonia 4-1 Huntly FC Women

POTM for our @ScottishCup victory was tight between two players but the award goes to centre back Georgia Downie with a goal and an assist to top off her great defensive display

Well done Georgia

Georgia is sponsored by @FortitudeCoffee

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GOAL! Georgia opens the scoring from a Alexis corner. Georgia is sponsored by @FortitudeCoffee

EdinburghCaley's tweet image. GOAL! Georgia opens the scoring from a Alexis corner. 

Georgia is sponsored by @FortitudeCoffee

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Lennon song: Show me the source of the leak, that drips and turns honest men weak McCartney song: Terry the plumber is an honest man, he’ll fix your pipes as fast as he can [tempo change] it’s PIIIIIPE TIIIIIME [key signature change, tempo change] helovespipeshelovespipes


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I made Mac and Cheese with 5 different kinds of Cheese and I’m Lactose intolerant. My Stomach:


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If you're willing to look past the drawbacks of falling down stairs, it's actually a very effective method of getting down stairs


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It's such a fun and simple escalation, perfectly follows the comedy rule of threes and just gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter



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Every single time

what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?



Work from home has robbed this from us

what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?



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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?



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ON THE FIRST PLANE HOME x.com/fionnviteza/st…

fionnviteza's tweet image. ON THE FIRST PLANE HOME x.com/fionnviteza/st…

Despite tonight’s hilarious defeat against Iceland, as an Irish citizen, I for one won’t be letting politics get in the way of wishing The England Team well at The Euros, I really hope they enjoy the ride



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This is what a proper working-class hero looks like. Farage isn't fit to lace his boots.


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Defina plot twist

define “plot twist”



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This police K9 bit an officer for being too aggressive toward protesters at a pro-Palestinian rally in Amsterdam. 14/10


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This is the craziest shit I've ever seen


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