dannyfailure's profile picture. Listen for the victories, they always come quietly

Danny Failure

@dannyfailure

Listen for the victories, they always come quietly

Pinned

Politeness is not the same as fairness


Democracy dies in old age


Danny Failure reposted

What does a platypus have to do with artificial intelligence? Daniel Ernst, assistant professor of English at @txwomans, explains. bit.ly/DErnstAM

AcademicMinute's tweet image. What does a platypus have to do with artificial intelligence?

Daniel Ernst, assistant professor of English at @txwomans, explains.

bit.ly/DErnstAM

I preferred when celebrities condescended instead of pretended they’re just like us


The future of professional sports contracts is allotment by wins and losses so as to incentivize playing hard each and every game, as exemplified by the NBA In-season Tournament


Danny Failure reposted

has anyone ever used numbers 7-9 on a microwave


Danny Failure reposted

As I’ve said before, a great barbecue restaurant must also get the sides right


Dream blunt rotation

dannyfailure's tweet image. Dream blunt rotation

Danny Failure reposted

People are like “oh republicans are so bad now” but George W Bush was running a worldwide network of secret torture prisons and nobody even talks about it anymore so I think it’s probably just always like this.


Do Your Ears Hang Low? is the only song I can think of in which every line of the lyrics is a question


Danny Failure reposted

Given the amount of corn subsidies in this country, soda and breakfast cereal should be free at the point of service.


If men want to look taller, instead of getting leg lengthening surgery they should get headshrinking surgery; it has the same perceptual effect


Danny Failure reposted

Confirmed that Paramount buried the episode on DeSantis for political reasons semafor.com/article/07/19/…


Danny Failure reposted

what accent is this

Grey Anderson, whose new piece "NATO Isn’t What It Says It Is" was published this week in @nytimes, talks about the history and future functions of the alliance.



Danny Failure reposted

Why does this beef jerky look like it's going to be shortlisted for the National Book Award?

TrotTaBoston's tweet image. Why does this beef jerky look like it's going to be shortlisted for the National Book Award?

Danny Failure reposted

LEVERAGING BRAIN DAMAGE TO BECOME AN ALPHA MALE : a thread


United States Trends

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.