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milkman

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The only Israel I support is Hawaiian singer songwriter Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

drinkpasteurize's tweet image. The only Israel I support is Hawaiian singer songwriter Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

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When the nukes hit NYC I hope I get like 4 seconds minimum to hit the groupchat with “lmfaooo no way”


very excited for the patriots game today however the chargers are my girlfriends favorite team so I fear if I win I still may lose


flight leaves in two hours I need albums to listen to while flying pls give me some


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NFL QBs since Week 2:

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I’d rather be dead in the northeast than alive literally anywhere else in this country

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BREAKING: Maduro's wife pleads not guilty in US court 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/0og2o5?update=…



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Exactly. Leftists were screaming in 2003 that war with Iraq is stupid. Saddam didn't do 9/11. He didn't have WMDs. He was NO THREAT to us. We were called unamerican and told we hated the troops and loved Saddam. It took 20 years but everybody finally admitted we were right. Now…

Don't worry guys in 2030 people will be admitting bombing Venezuela was a huge mistake while demanding that you get on board with bombing Iran



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No hyperbole. Anybody reading this tweet. I don’t think we’ll see this happen again in our entire lives. In 1933 the NFL passing leader had 973 yards. It is legitimately unbelievable this happened in the modern era.

The Jets are the first team since 1933 to go an entire season without an INT.

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Drake Maye really led this team to a 14-3 record after going 8-26 the last two years combined. It’s playoff time. Hell yeah.

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It’s playoff time. Hell yeah.

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yes

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Tom Brady saying Stafford should win MVP


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This is a do or die year ngl the whole trajectory of my life depends on this year


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2026 was the absolute best year for me and all my loved ones

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Reminder of how it works for new years

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The only incontrovertibly real city in America is New York. Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, and DC make up a dubious second rank. Seattle, Philadelphia, and LA, if you squint, can maybe be called real cities, if you’re feeling generous. Nothing else even comes close.

There are about ~10 real cities in the US, imo: - NYC - Boston - Philly - Chicago - DC - Baltimore - San Fran - Seattle - Miami - Denver



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This issue of Calvin and Hobbes lives rent-free in my mind

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Dads: a simple reframe that has helped me actually want to play with my kids more: There is going to be a last time that they ever ask me to play together, I won't know when that will be, and that I'll desperately wish for it again once it's past. Life is brief. Truly savor it.



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you didn't lock in hard enough if you're not feeling asexual


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This literal Calvin cartoon is truer to the spirit of actual Calvinism than all the reductionist caricatures of it, no matter how erudite or well put.


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I used to always call my girlfriend “b”, like “hey b” or “thanks b”, and after a year or so she comments how much she likes that I call her that, how cute it is and how it’s short for “baby”. I said no b that is Baltimore slang from the wire it’s short for blood I think sorry b


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