Emily Champlin
@eachamp
Comedian. Actor. Writer. Performer & writer for Goldbaby at @PackTheater. Non-Binary (she/they). CHI to LA.
Check it out, I wrote this sketch that was featured in @goldbabysketch’s March show at @PackTheater & is now featured on WhoHaHa!!!
Now that's a username you can trust! Check out the rest of this vid from @eachamp and @goldbabysketch on our website! whohaha.com/do-not-be-a-co…
Checked all these trends and thank goodness Henry Winkler and Paula Abdul are NOT getting a divorce. Phew.
TOMORROW!!! 🔥an interactive late night talk show where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong! 🔥 5/19 @ 11pm with tickets only $5, benefiting a future gen of writers at 826LA feat @DietJay @chelseathepope @eachamp @nativi_rad @carlabetz @NicoleFoti and more! @PackTheater
Goldbaby is headed back to San Francisco for @SFSketchfest!!! 🥳 Shows on 2/3 & 2/4 @ @PianoFight, tickets: sfsketchfest2023.sched.com/artist/goldbab…
How to break up with a friend 🫶
He just has to believe he's Kevin Costner one last time
I look forward to this day every year
Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.
Misery loves company? More like company causes misery!
I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.
Spent my day crying between Zoom calls and not eating anything 🥲
Hi. I can’t come to work today because the series finale of Better Call Saul destroyed me emotionally.
founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
the problem with modern adaptations of cinderella is that the story is so famous you don't recognize that "cinder" is supposed to be a mean nickname, i propose calling her something like "crustina" or "zoe the mop bitch"
getting sucked inside the jumanji game for 30 years is starting to sound pretty good at this point
Next LIVE show at @PackTheater 4/6 @ 9pm. Tickets: our.show/goldbaby
Will Smith used an open hand on Chris because paper beats rock
this thread ends with a plug for @PackTheater did you know that, after rent, performers split the door for their shows? yep, you can get paid for doing shows at The Pack also I can’t wait to sell The Pack to Halliburton and BlackWater/Xe/Academi
The bassist of any band is always the one who looks the most like Shrek
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