I demand reparations.
🚨 Actor and comedian Donald Glover (stage name Childish Gambino) apologizes for music career, saying “I can’t un-release the music I put out, but I promise not to make any more of it.”
Breaking: the Justice Department has submitted a request for death warrants against Don Lemon and other protestors who stormed a church in St. Paul.
The Justice Department has withdrawn its request for arrest warrants against Don Lemon and other protesters who stormed a church in St. Paul after a federal judge declined to sign them. No arrest warrants have been issued so far in connection with the disruption of the service…
I'll take the stinky homophobic chud game, thanks
Choose your upcoming medieval video game! We have cool Italian lesbian game, set in the 14th century with a non binary actor playing the lead! Wow!! Or you could choose the stinky homophobic chud game 😕
Sorry Abuela
If someone is too dangerous to let stay in America, I don’t see what good it does to deport them. Why would we make it another country’s problem? Just shoot them.
BREAKING: Bad Bunny plans to use Super Bowl halftime show to 'honor queer icons,' by contracting HIV live on the 50 yard line.
This Henry. How do you feel about them now?
Inductors are the most unserious component. You're telling me you just wrapped a wire a few times? And it's measured in Henry? Ok buddy, sure, how much Henry is it?
I'm gonna make black science man wear a maga hat yesterday.
January 21, 2026 After one year. Decisions, decisions. Which hat to wear today? ( 48-hour poll )
They want to lock up trans people who they’ve been calling mentally ill for years
"Donald Trump? He's a T-Rex. You mate with him or he devours you." -Gavin Newsom
NEW - Governor Newsom says Europeans should "stand tall and firm, have a backbone... I should have brought a bunch of knee pads for all the world leaders... Diplomacy with Donald Trump? He's a T-Rex. You mate with him or he devours you."
If communists ever attempt to occupy your church, kill them.
Money can't end homelessness because some people prefer to be homeless.
Women are shorter than men.
Women: tomatoes are understood to be red Man: NO some are green Women: yes, but they are widely known for being red Man: so you admit you lied??? Women: no, I omitted a marginal minority Man: so you admit you twist the facts for your sick agenda???? Woman: there is no agenda,…
For once I wish my message requests were deranged haters and not horny bot women.
Put up a new door so that at least one thing in my life is well hung.
Somehow the algo has put me in with the whippet people (#edtwt).
I'd shake your hand, but I don't vibe at a frequency you'd recognize.
I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable
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