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my life is nothing but a vain attempt to distract myself from ever-increasing existential dread

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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.



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god forbid a nigga take in the vibe

Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.



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1 hour into the barby movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 3 YEAR OLD GIRLS! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib


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iridium scythe


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you know why they call it MANure. because its made with up a lot of men. and some of those guys were pretty shitty. cops too


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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.


Here’s a video of a crow harassing whatever patrons reside inside of this garage with a squeaky ball


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you kinda just picked it up at a place


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i dont think you should be able to say you rescued your dog unless you freed it from a foreign spy compound


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No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Urkel does not "Get head"


Where tf else would it be

etymologynerd's tweet image. Where tf else would it be

Those fuckin Jersey mob boys. Fuck em

Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.



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Having a Tony Soprano summer where I'm in my robe all day, eating cured meats, and having panic attacks.


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I’m noticing books often contain pro-book propaganda. Typical


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no its really cool to surrender to your most basic animal instincts and behave like a fucking Cartoon Character. Youre valid and interesting


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It's May 26, 2023...


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all that stupid money they used to teach the ape sign language could have been used to build 6 road's


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fighting the computer!!!


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he think everything a fuckin game


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