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i'm a fun loving free spirit with 1 gb/s internet and the best problems a girl could ask for ((TSW RP character. Chiseltip IG. #hivehum #dragon))

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@IkkyOzzy well now you're just going off on a tangent


@ITRothcraft that sucks though. everyone charges more for working through the winter


@ITRothcraft it's a shame i don't want to harm you. this would be a perfect chance to put an undercover agent in your estate


@Ebon_Rook western pop culture has been kind enough to show what happens to >85% of people who become drug kingpins


@Ebon_Rook i think he's just holding out for the inevitable day when they're worth a fortune. he'll make millions


@Ebon_Rook heroin dealers are just modern day alchemists practicing a new kind of transmutation


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I see you've been using my account...


i may have made a bet today that i can cause a certain classic english author's literature to skyrocket in sales.


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@french_binary That. Is. Awesome.


@IkkyOzzy hey don't worry about it ikky. you're my buddy okay? i know you'd do the same for me in a heartbeat


this is my 3000th tweet. i wanted to make it very special so we can all remember this glorious success of humanity. i.imgur.com/rcc8Gmq.gif


@IkkyOzzy pretty close actually. one sec putting an audio file on your phone. you're welcome.


i want to go somewhere i've never been before but that list is growing smaller every day. wtf do i do.


ever get memories of calling in late because of traffic when you go down the wrong branch in agartha? next thing you know, fucking chechnya


@BaxterAbeChan @Nikoe_qt314 yo. if you could deliver dante's tacos worldwide, you would legit make a billion pax.


@BaxterAbeChan @Nikoe_qt314 thanks to agartha we can almost make the "thirty minutes or it's free" delivery deal international


@BaxterAbeChan if i told you, i'd have to kill you


@BaxterAbeChan that's right netflix. us cyber criminals need our scrubs reruns and jersey shore, and we need it worldwide baby


@BaxterAbeChan obviously using a proxy means you're a super tactical espionage freedom fighter cell splinter hacker terrorist on steroids.


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