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the lion hadnt really thought about it that way


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I'm offering your girl data driven solutions


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In the right situation, calling someone "Mr. Grumpy" is more powerful than any slur.


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you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them


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i should’ve been born a white boy. every time i get really upset with myself i start hitting myself in the head and repeating “stupid stupid stupid”


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(To my well intentioned homie) I don’t know if you can be doing that accent big dog


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Straight up the idea of a cat eating lasagna is hilarious


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If you just have 1 beer, that's called an Unlinked Beer. The body has ways of rejecting this beer and dampening its creative influence


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gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time


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two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog


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used to be that you could call yourself a poet and just be hammered 24/7 and everyone was like, "yeah that's the poet, the beauty all around has driven him to madness"


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No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still


buying a water bottle and pouring it out every time I use ChatGTP (net zero impact)


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They should release the Epstein Files as an interactive video game where you can explore the entire island with notes and facts and everyone on the list is inside as npcs you can talk to and gather intel from


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clanker be damned that boy can dress

This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬



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no one is looking out for the 6'3 upper middle class white boy. they're all alone in this world


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where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan


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