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Andy Burridge

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Business at the front, party at the back.

I stand by his policy on cock shadows, but vehemently disagree with everything else.


Why is this ONE server behind a LB not responding to a TCP SYN? Wait, that's a crazy netstat output. Oh. FML. support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/255…


received a standard message back about clearing browser cache etc. Going to try a different browser now.


It's just been raining.... On my face. instagram.com/p/BI0bioED6uc/


Guys, I'm staying in the same hotel that Avril Lavigne once stayed in. I've finally made it to… instagram.com/p/BEybx7WOZCM/


@MooMaunder @RichardJonesHD @schofieldchris shortly followed by 'but no one understands why, so you have to fix the problem anyway'...


I can't get my head around how fundamentally terrifying the whole concept of this is. afgsc.af.mil/Library/Nameth…


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that's not how this works that's not how any of this works

Let Apple open the damn back door, let the FBI know what's on the phone, then close it again. This isn't difficult.



Tom Jones covering Prince is pretty much the sleaziest thing the world has ever conceived.


Nothing quite like finding out at 10 minutes to 5 that there's a physical loop somewhere in a campus network of 50 switches. Mmmm mmmm.


Just caught myself singing Bump N' Grind quite loudly while walking the dog around the park in the pitch black.


I have never seen a rage more incandescent than my dog's absolute fury over the very existence of squirrels.


Woke up at 4 for out of hours work, completed fine and then wandered around Hyde Park at 5 in the dark like an absolute mentalist.


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This. Is. Amazing. youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5z4M…


Some light holiday reading...

hello_robot's tweet image. Some light holiday reading...

Today I had to wear a high vis and a hard hat. I rock that look even less convincingly than George Osborne.


Is there anything sadder than a dog doing a dry wee?


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