hyperblastchic
@hyperblastchic
Just a girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart of gold. https://twitter.com/search/from:hyperblastchic
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The people that make you smile? Do everything you can to keep those fuckers around.
Currently at Nashville Airport #BNA and just watched a woman let her dog urinate all over the main walkway. Are there any rules in this airport?? Absolutely disgusting...
Overwhelming the number of military cars entering the city of #Shenzhen next to the boarder with #HongKong. #HongKongProtests #China #Democracy
Disturbing video taken in #Shenzhen just across the boarder with #HongKong. Something extraordinarily bad is about happen. #China #HongKongProtests #Democracy #SaveHongKong
Republicans: We don’t have a problem with brown people. We just want them to enter legally. *woman enters legally and becomes congresswoman* Republicans: SEND HER BACK! SEND HER BACK!
Waiter: Have a good night! Me: Don’t tell me what to do.
There’s 75 new paired emojis where you can change the skin tone of each person. Meanwhile I’m trying to remember what it’s like to hold hands with someone who still has skin.
I call my vagina “Mary Poppins” because she’s practically perfect in every way.
There are over 20,000 identified near-earth asteroids. Have a good day.
Fireworks? Yeah there were fireworks. I covered my kid up after she fell asleep, and she farted on me.
I can’t believe my 6 pound Yorkie, who is afraid of everything, descended from a blood thirsty wolf.
I really hope they have good tequila in hell...
A man would pair with this tequila quite nicely.
Kids: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down Adults: A shot of tequila helps the feelings drown
"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -me whispering to this empty bottle of tequila
Lick salt* Shoot tequila Suck lime** *lips **you
This tequila tastes like I need more.
Let's take shots of tequila, cuddle, and see what happens.
Honesty* is the best policy. *tequila
Broken and trying to glue myself together with tequila.
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