hyperlambda's profile picture. Lobotomite, 6’2”—Los Angeles, CA. The castizo future is already here; it’s just not evenly distributed. America is the GREAT nation of all time.

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Lobotomite, 6’2”—Los Angeles, CA. The castizo future is already here; it’s just not evenly distributed. America is the GREAT nation of all time.

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Interestingly enough, we were interviewing for a paid summer internship & among the candidates was zoomer who had his mother join the interview, and she started speaking on his behalf—I kid you not. If you can get through Calc 1 with a C or business calculus with a B minus,…

MEN IN DECLINE @TomiLahren: “Gen Z rebrands laziness as 'stay-at-home sons'—just like they did with 'quiet quitting.' But let’s be honest: the real crisis is the feminization of men. Young women want families. Too many young men want DoorDash and mama’s basement.”



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America isn't an idea, it's home.

Empty_America's tweet image. America isn't an idea, it's home.
Empty_America's tweet image. America isn't an idea, it's home.

Jason reposted

Grown men who were born in Chicago and work office jobs are wearing cowboy boots And listening to Zachary Bryan Complete cultural victory


White People do not plate non-organic on PFAS. You are POC.

hyperlambda's tweet image. White People do not plate non-organic on PFAS.

You are POC.

yall pls never go to a white family reunion what the hell is this

rottenheartgirl's tweet image. yall pls never go to a white family reunion what the hell is this


Why doesn’t she post pictures of her husband? He’s in her life but only as some vague entity, below cooked cow & potato. The cow flesh he prepared was featured but only through the perspective of her subjective frame of personal & selfish enjoyment. The gluttony & consumption…

i didn’t think today could get any better but then my husband handed me this

mercurygurl's tweet image. i didn’t think today could get any better but then my husband handed me this


Single People are not aesthetic tbh.

hyperlambda's tweet image. Single People are not aesthetic tbh.
hyperlambda's tweet image. Single People are not aesthetic tbh.
hyperlambda's tweet image. Single People are not aesthetic tbh.
hyperlambda's tweet image. Single People are not aesthetic tbh.

the future first family

vanillaopinions's tweet image. the future first family


Jason reposted

Wigga is buying his son a $14.99 toy at Walmart on the day of his birthday yet doesn’t realize he’s also a Hard-ER. Some Whites haven’t realized that all Walmart Americans are POCs.


Just inject melanotan-2. Stop coping.

hyperlambda's tweet image. Just inject melanotan-2.
Stop coping.

self tanner, you smell like shit, you look like shit, and it’s not even “tan” it’s orange. embrace your pale skin ladies.

cleobug101's tweet image. self tanner, you smell like shit, you look like shit, and it’s not even “tan” it’s orange. embrace your pale skin ladies.


This is the source of America’s productivity unironically. These scenes are extremely good for GDP.

This scene is so surreal that part of me half-expected them to suddenly break into the choreography from Michael Jackson’s Thriller.



So that you leave it out near the stove & use it more often. Otherwise it’s stored and used less often, sometimes even forgotten.

Do you ever wonder why things have to be the way they are. Like…why? Why does this bottle have to be…*measures*…12.5” tall?

ItsMeMrsBee's tweet image. Do you ever wonder why things have to be the way they are. Like…why? Why does this bottle have to be…*measures*…12.5” tall?
ItsMeMrsBee's tweet image. Do you ever wonder why things have to be the way they are. Like…why? Why does this bottle have to be…*measures*…12.5” tall?


Imagine being a grown ass man and crying online over some words an old lady with osteopenia & type 2 diabetes told you. Can we normalize calling men pussies again? She’s like 5’0”, morning height.

We believe we have identified the Chicago rioter who threatened to KILL ME today as Tracy M. Quinonez. She reportedly has criminal priors including battery and physical contact. She told @lancevideos that she has put a gang hit on us.

camhigby's tweet image. We believe we have identified the Chicago rioter who threatened to KILL ME today as Tracy M. Quinonez. 

She reportedly has criminal priors including battery and physical contact. She told @lancevideos that she has put a gang hit on us.
camhigby's tweet image. We believe we have identified the Chicago rioter who threatened to KILL ME today as Tracy M. Quinonez. 

She reportedly has criminal priors including battery and physical contact. She told @lancevideos that she has put a gang hit on us.
camhigby's tweet image. We believe we have identified the Chicago rioter who threatened to KILL ME today as Tracy M. Quinonez. 

She reportedly has criminal priors including battery and physical contact. She told @lancevideos that she has put a gang hit on us.
camhigby's tweet image. We believe we have identified the Chicago rioter who threatened to KILL ME today as Tracy M. Quinonez. 

She reportedly has criminal priors including battery and physical contact. She told @lancevideos that she has put a gang hit on us.


Stacy & her Chad.

When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.

HillaryClinton's tweet image. When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
HillaryClinton's tweet image. When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
HillaryClinton's tweet image. When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
HillaryClinton's tweet image. When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.


It’s extremely important, particularly as a man, to not be poor. The UX of America varies dramatically contingent upon whom is priced-out of the experience, neighborhood, space, ect. A few thousand dollars here are there is very often the difference from being stabbed…


Jason reposted

For much of American history, the intellectual and moral origin of “the West” was traced to Athens and Rome. Athens as the birthplace of democracy and philosophy, Rome as the ability to turn ideas into institutions, to make abstract ideals durable through law, architecture, and…

🙏🏼❤️

IvankaTrump's tweet image. 🙏🏼❤️


Jason reposted

The hallmarks of the hipster era: people were finding ways to 1. Spend time together IRL 2. Participate in aesthetic distinction 3. Innovate while re-energizing traditions The decline of the hipster era is a loss. Craft is the antidote to slop.

The long 2010s have ended

shaabiranks's tweet image. The long 2010s have ended


My future president is a looksmaxxer. He’s just like me fr.

Get mogged, Sean.



Blessed from womb to tomb.

hyperlambda's tweet image. Blessed from womb to tomb.
hyperlambda's tweet image. Blessed from womb to tomb.

Jason reposted

The biggest take away from this is that there are natural castes of humans. people make trade offs dating because they belong to a caste that falls short on some number of axis. Thus they mate with someone with the same number of shortcomings But some people really have it all

Steve Jobs daughter btw

zoomyzoomm's tweet image. Steve Jobs daughter btw


To be fair, she has extremely aesthetic clavicles, and well shaped & healthy glenohumeral joints. I would have preferred a more Ovoid pelvis but this is an extremely pedigreed look.

Inflation is so high that Leo DiCaprio is now dating 27 year olds

ParikPatelCFA's tweet image. Inflation is so high that Leo DiCaprio is now dating 27 year olds


You can tell she gels her own nails, with this poorly executed French tip, which needless to say are two weeks past the need to be redone. The greese stains on her hoody are a nice touch. Combined with a peripheral edema presented in her man’s hands, you can tell they eat a…

hyperlambda's tweet image. You can tell she gels her own nails, with this poorly executed French tip, which needless to say are two weeks past the need to be redone.

The greese stains on her hoody are a nice touch. Combined with a peripheral edema presented in her man’s hands, you can tell they eat a…
hyperlambda's tweet image. You can tell she gels her own nails, with this poorly executed French tip, which needless to say are two weeks past the need to be redone.

The greese stains on her hoody are a nice touch. Combined with a peripheral edema presented in her man’s hands, you can tell they eat a…

men need to be working real jobs again. muscle and a shovel style jobs. testosterone levels would rise and men would feel like they had a purpose again. men yearn for the oil rigs and coal mines not the excel spreadsheets and 9-5 grind. we've neutered them, one business day at a…

cleobug101's tweet image. men need to be working real jobs again. muscle and a shovel style jobs. testosterone levels would rise and men would feel like they had a purpose again. men yearn for the oil rigs and coal mines not the excel spreadsheets and 9-5 grind. we've neutered them, one business day at a…


The Noise Cancellation enhancements on the new AirPod Pros help blunt the rougher edges of the 4HL. Excited to pair them with Conquer Quarter Zip in Bone from ALO. The whites really accentuate my tan & bring out my warm undertones. Their burgundy drop is somewhat interesting,…

hyperlambda's tweet image. The Noise Cancellation enhancements on the new AirPod Pros help blunt the rougher edges of the 4HL.

Excited to pair them with Conquer Quarter Zip in Bone from ALO. The whites really accentuate my tan & bring out my warm undertones. Their burgundy drop is somewhat interesting,…
hyperlambda's tweet image. The Noise Cancellation enhancements on the new AirPod Pros help blunt the rougher edges of the 4HL.

Excited to pair them with Conquer Quarter Zip in Bone from ALO. The whites really accentuate my tan & bring out my warm undertones. Their burgundy drop is somewhat interesting,…
hyperlambda's tweet image. The Noise Cancellation enhancements on the new AirPod Pros help blunt the rougher edges of the 4HL.

Excited to pair them with Conquer Quarter Zip in Bone from ALO. The whites really accentuate my tan & bring out my warm undertones. Their burgundy drop is somewhat interesting,…
hyperlambda's tweet image. The Noise Cancellation enhancements on the new AirPod Pros help blunt the rougher edges of the 4HL.

Excited to pair them with Conquer Quarter Zip in Bone from ALO. The whites really accentuate my tan & bring out my warm undertones. Their burgundy drop is somewhat interesting,…

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