Daljeet Singh
@idaljeetsingh
⚡ Code never lies; Comments sometimes do.. #Programmer 👨💻
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People only see the success, they don't see the persistence and hard work 😢 ✍🏻 @fossilcomics
STOP!!! NO!!! DON’T BUY ANOTHER DOMAIN NAME, YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE LAST SIDE PROJECT!!! STOP!!!
"if you want to finish and launch this side project, you're actually gonna need to handle errors properly, forgot password functionality, form validation, testing, monitoring, rate limiting..." me:
DRY January is proving much harder than I anticipated Turns out, writing code that’s well architected and doesn’t repeat itself is much harder than I thought
my bank account when I wake up after a late night of buying domain names I’ll never use:
interviewer: can you tell us about 3 side projects you've worked on? me: can you show me 3 employees who would say they're happy to work here? ... ... interviewer: touché
The introverted urge to stay indoors and not socialise but also complain about being lonely
time flies when you've been staring at the same piece of code for 9 hours trying to fix a bug
a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta answer emails from 9-5pm every day
> why did you become a programmer? me: because I read code better than I can read social clues
It's not a data breach, it's a surprise backup.
me: and this is the backup procedure I have in place for the system auditor: have you tested you can restore the system from these backups? me:
Like for Solitaire, comment for Minesweeper, RT for 3D Pinball.
You: *yawns* Microsoft Teams: “by the way, your mic is muted.”
I just wrote bugs and call it code and somehow it gets merged without anyone noticing. #programming #code
I know enough kubernetes to know I know shit about kubernetes
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