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Daljeet Singh

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⚡ Code never lies; Comments sometimes do.. #Programmer 👨‍💻

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bless her little heart

roshanpateI's tweet image. bless her little heart

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People only see the success, they don't see the persistence and hard work 😢 ✍🏻 @fossilcomics

9GAG's tweet image. People only see the success, they don't see the persistence and hard work 😢

✍🏻 @fossilcomics

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STOP!!! NO!!! DON’T BUY ANOTHER DOMAIN NAME, YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE LAST SIDE PROJECT!!! STOP!!!

iamdevloper's tweet image. STOP!!! NO!!! DON’T BUY ANOTHER DOMAIN NAME, YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE LAST SIDE PROJECT!!! STOP!!!

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"if you want to finish and launch this side project, you're actually gonna need to handle errors properly, forgot password functionality, form validation, testing, monitoring, rate limiting..." me:


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Cron cheat sheet:

GuidesJava's tweet image. Cron cheat sheet:

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DRY January is proving much harder than I anticipated Turns out, writing code that’s well architected and doesn’t repeat itself is much harder than I thought


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my bank account when I wake up after a late night of buying domain names I’ll never use:


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interviewer: can you tell us about 3 side projects you've worked on? me: can you show me 3 employees who would say they're happy to work here? ... ... interviewer: touché


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The introverted urge to stay indoors and not socialise but also complain about being lonely


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time flies when you've been staring at the same piece of code for 9 hours trying to fix a bug


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a bored caveman rubbed two sticks together until it lit up now i gotta answer emails from 9-5pm every day


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> why did you become a programmer? me: because I read code better than I can read social clues


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It's not a data breach, it's a surprise backup.


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me: and this is the backup procedure I have in place for the system auditor: have you tested you can restore the system from these backups? me:


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Like for Solitaire, comment for Minesweeper, RT for 3D Pinball.


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You: *yawns* Microsoft Teams: “by the way, your mic is muted.”


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I just wrote bugs and call it code and somehow it gets merged without anyone noticing. #programming #code


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I know enough kubernetes to know I know shit about kubernetes


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